I wondered when I’d be seeing you, Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were in here buying their first wands.
*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*
I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.
dear god, let it be enough
If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
what a weird piano
it’s like looking in a mirror
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